Toten Herzen

TOTEN HERZEN

Toten Herzen cannot be summarised neatly. To fully understand the myth, the events and how they came to be the following resources are available.

Meet the members of the band, Susan Bekker, Dee Vincent, Elaine Daley and Rene van Voors, read interviews, profiles and get the low down on ambition, suspicion, violence and cunning in no particular order-

https://theopeningsentence.wordpress.com/category/band/

DISCOVERY

It took a clown to discover clowns. How Rob Wallet found the band alive in southern Germany in 2012 and 2013. Duplicity, vampirism, lies and deception and the final twist in Rob Wallet’s extraordinary investigation-

https://theopeningsentence.wordpress.com/category/discovery/

IDIOTS

Read the ramblings of Rob Wallet (the human shit fan); Dee Vincent, Toten Herzen gobby vocalist and inventor of the term Rob Wallet – the human shit fan; and Raven, Toten Herzen fan girl, teenage misery and general blue haired melancholy-

https://theopeningsentence.wordpress.com/category/three-idiots/

BIZARRE SCIENCE

How is it done? Are Toten Herzen a hoax? Is there any scientific plausibility behind Yves Sunier and Diana May Ronsons’ Janome hypothesis. Quantum physics meets the occult to explain how Toten Herzen are what they claim to be-

https://theopeningsentence.wordpress.com/category/science/

COMEBACK NEWS

Check out articles, news, progress reports, interviews and extracts from the books. All the gory details, the farce and pantomime

https://theopeningsentence.wordpress.com/category/totenbooks/

BUY THE BOOKS

Sample the books – the fictionalised accounts of the band’s chaotic comeback – and where to buy them.

https://theopeningsentence.wordpress.com/books/

THE TOTENUNIVERSE

And finally, Toten Herzen are only a small part of a much larger occult conspiracy involving black magic, demonology, hermetic beliefs and political conspiracy. Prepare to descend to the next level down and enter the ANC TotenUniverse-